I feel like I kind of complain a lot, but I just got puked on, A TON by the 1-year old and the 2-year old just peed in the 5-year olds room. Should I be excited?? .....Exactly, That's why I am complaining ;o)
So I call my mom- holding the puky baby trying not to get any on the phone and trying not to step in it.
(Almost in tears) "Mom, Kyren just puked all over me and it stinks and I don't know what to do and it's all over"
Mom "Welcome to motherhood, clean it up"
Me "But if I stand up it will get all over and it smells and I'm gonna puke"
Mom "wipe it up then get a wash cloth and scrub it"
Really, it's that freakin easy? Then you come do it for me!! JK love you mom Three kids later and this is the first one to actually be sick and puke on me UGH!! I am sorry but I don't think I will ever be calm like my mom in this kind of situation!!
I think this is why I just gain weight, stress. Guess I should look on the bright side, there hasn't been any poop today!! Yet, anyways.